Step 1: Thaw a pound of shrimp.
Step 2: Decide you really don’t want plain shrimp.
Step 3: Heat up a small frying pan.
Step 4: Throw in some sunflower oil, chopped garlic, and green curry paste. Mash it about.
Step 5: Rip a handful of snap peas in half, throw them in the pan.
Step 6: Cut some mushrooms into slices, throw them in the pan.
Step 7: Throw in some sunflower oil.
Step 8: Dump the shrimp in the pan.
Step 9: Shit, the pan’s too small.
Step 10: Decide this should be a spicy peanut butter stir fry.
Step 11: Throw a glob of spicy peanut butter in the pan.
Step 12: Throw in some sunflower oil.
Step 13: STIR LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
Step 14: Wait until the ‘sauce’ begins to bubble.
Step 15: Pour it all in a bowl (at least as big as the frying pan).
Step 16: EAT!